Earlier today, Tom pointed out an apparently annual (or at least every few coincidental month-ly) tradition in Detroit media where they have a “major break” in the 30+ year old case involving the death/disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. The FBI got a tip, they dug around a bit, and as of yet, haven’t found squat.

Nothing official has come out, but I’m starting to wonder if the tip the FBI is working on wasn’t just another Rasheed Wallace “guarantee”. At this point, ‘Sheed could guarantee to paint my car for $49.95, and I bet he’d still try to charge me the extra nickel. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on the guy with 17 points in two games since he opened his trap.

Guaran-sheed.